Cabbage-hanger


a pretentious, talentless artist.
some cabbage-hanger set up a ladder on the boulevard and poured paint on it. now he is sitting under the ladder, holding his cat and crying.

debbie placed a bowl of lemons in a pile of white sand and said it was a comment on her mortality. she is a total cabbage-hanger.

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