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  s-xual intercourse where the female is on her period and the man inserts his p-n-s into the women’s blood-slick v-g-n-. the term can also be applicable to -n-l s-x when the woman’s period has leaked over her -n-s before insertion. i became a strawberry holer last night when i f-cked ruthie when she was on […]

• bells law

  the direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased. bells law dictated that fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

• Bewf

  often confused with the term: boof, due to the fact that it is pr-nounced the same. a universal term used to describe an irritating, confusing, or funny situation. duuude i just got vd from that hooker! bewf! i cant seem to find my car keys…. bewf!

• Lambruski

  when sh-t goes a little too far, over the top, crazy, etc. word originated from drinking too much lambrusco wine and giving little-to-no f-cks. when you’re halfway there it’s just “bruski”, “lambruski” is full force insanity. may involve speaking in different accents and not being able to stop, yelling at old ladies that look like […]

• crumple-shake

  the unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which partic-p-nt a miscalculates the position of partic-p-nts b’s hand, thus resulting in partic-p-nt a’s hand becoming deformed and “crumpled” in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of partic-p-nt b. “i felt like such a sissy when bob hit me with a crumple-shake.”

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