crumple-shake
the unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which partic-p-nt a miscalculates the position of partic-p-nts b’s hand, thus resulting in partic-p-nt a’s hand becoming deformed and “crumpled” in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of partic-p-nt b.
“i felt like such a sissy when bob hit me with a crumple-shake.”
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