Lambda DKE
one of the oldest and most prestigious chapters of delta kappa epsilon fraternity. the lambda lodge is the oldest fraternity lodge in existence, and no outsider has ever seen inside. it is rumored that an outsider once gained entrance, and the lodge was burned to the ground and rebuilt. the lambda chapter is known to have the most intense and secretive pledging process at kenyon college. many lambda dke alumni go on to positions of power and influence, such as james gamble (proctor & gamble), jonathan winters (writer), rutherford b. hayes (us president).
freshman girl #1: “why is johnny falling asleep and drooling blood on his midterm?”
freshman girl #2: “oh, he’s a lambda dke pledge.”
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