Lanapult


when a bro is railing a chick out hard, she is on top just riding that bro. when he is about to finish he grabs underneath her legs. grips the slam piece tight and catapults her into the wall and screaming “done” then rolls out to drink with the bros.
did you hear about johnny lanapulting that slam piece?

yeah bro i thought i heard something hit the wall.

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