Lancebag
a person who rides his bicycle on public excercise paths as if they are competing in a major race. they are typically subpar riders and are rude. sometimes they wear yellow jerseys.
mike: did you see the cyclist in the park on sunday wearing a yellow jersey and yelling at all the pedestrians?
ike: yeah. he’s such a lancebag. what did he think it
was the tour de central park?
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