Lancelot


an impressive trick. if you succeed in performing a lancelot trick, you become king arthur.
elephant: whoa, that was lancelot!
budgie: yeah, now i’m king arthur
a mistaken reference for anything that happens to resemble actor sean connery.
person 1: oh! a west highland terrier! look at his white beard! let’s call him lancelot!

person 2: why?

person 1: because he looks like sean connery!

person 2: …but didn’t sean connery play arthur?

person 1: …shut up
lancelot > mancelot > mansl-t

a man who acts like a sl-t.
he’s down in the pub acting a righteous
sir lancelot.
an girl emo, a sad (unhappy) person
person 1 : look at her!
person 2: yeah, she’s got a tough of lancelot about her!
one who refrains from bathing for long periods of time. this term is generally used for someone you despise and wish death upon.
lancelot is a jerk and he smells like b-tt.

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