Land Before Time
to refer to a movie better than jur-ssic park
the most bad-ss epic motherf-cking dinosaur movie ever created. this movie follows the story of a tough -ss brontosaurus named littlefoot and his crew of little sh-thead friends. these little p-ssysh-t dinosaurs defeated a big-ss t-rex at the end of the movie and found heaven itself.
oh sh-t that movie totally land before timed that piece of sh-t.
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