Landfill
a large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. after holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. reportedly farted an entire plum.
landfill could eat a ton… but he could also love a ton. he had this habit of swallowing his food whole; i called him “the tiger shark”. i used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. one time, he farted an entire plum… i was plum surprised. i always told him to try to chew his food better but… he never listened to me. but that was landfill. he was a fat -sshole. but… he was my fat -ss-hole!
an acc-mulation of c-m dumpsters in a single location
dude i had to get out of there that was a landfill
a s-xual act involving 3 or more men sh-tting into one’s mouth.
man, my breath stinks, i just got a landfill an hour ago.
landfill is a username which was created through randomness and f-ggotry.
did you see landfill?
yeah, he is teh ghey
new jersey.
new jersey is full of trash.
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