Lap springer
when you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge b-n-r and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh sh-t, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
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