to bend a girl over you lap and spank them
you see that girl there i lapped her so hard last night
(adj) being one or more laps behind in a race. a lapped car is at least one lap behind the car in first place.
you’re in first place, now watch out for the lapped cars ahead.
- listen to pandora and chill
like “watch netflix and chill” when you don’t have the netflix app. it’s rude to watch a movie during coitous, so let’s listen to pandora and chill.
- locked shields
when two dudes sleep with their -ss-s facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep bill and bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
- lonely pull
a lonely pull is when one partic-p-tes in sucking a bong without any marijuana in the bowl. lonely pull also means when one m-st-rb-t-s alone. adam sits in the corner and has a lonely pull
when someone lies so much that they forget the truth she’s been maggieing so much that she couldn’t remember what actually happened that night
noun. generic last name for someone (male or female) who is all fluff and no real substance. does not live up to expectations or promises. like a real mickey d’s mcm-ffin… looks good, seems good, and maybe even smells good but nothing “good” is there in reality. all fluff and no substance. can also be […]