to bend a girl over you lap and spank them
you see that girl there i lapped her so hard last night
(adj) being one or more laps behind in a race. a lapped car is at least one lap behind the car in first place.
you’re in first place, now watch out for the lapped cars ahead.
- listen to pandora and chill
like “watch netflix and chill” when you don’t have the netflix app. it’s rude to watch a movie during coitous, so let’s listen to pandora and chill.
- locked shields
when two dudes sleep with their *ss*s facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep bill and bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
- lonely pull
a lonely pull is when one partic*p*tes in sucking a bong without any marijuana in the bowl. lonely pull also means when one m*st*rb*t*s alone. adam sits in the corner and has a lonely pull
when someone lies so much that they forget the truth she’s been maggieing so much that she couldn’t remember what actually happened that night