lashings


lashings of:
a large indefinite amount of.
synonymous with: heaps of, loads of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of etc.

nb. often used with cream/ custard etc (perhaps has a sort of onomatopoeic meaning)
mum always puts lashings of cream on the pudding.
to slap someone about the head with your c-ck. the lashings can be divided amongst a group of males to evenly distribute the lashings to the recipient. they should be delivered to the side of the face.
i can’t believe she did that, wow, that b-tch deserves like 90 lashings.

90 lashings, that’s like 30 each.

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