Last Chicken in the Shop


used to describe the unsightly dangly -ssortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. so called because it’s always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket
“oh sh-t, ben must have had a few beers, he’s getting out the last chicken in the shop again”

“yeah mate – but it’s more a poussin than a chicken”

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