Last Text Syndrome
when a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.
me: should we meet at five?
john: sounds good!
me: perfect! see you then
john: yup!
john: wanna get food?
me: yeah, i’ll be downstairs in a few
john: cool
me: cool
john: cool
me: cool
john: cool
me: i think you have last text syndrome
john: what?
me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)
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