Latent Emosexuality


when an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay s-x, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.

he tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like jimmy eat world, further seems forever and dashboard confessional. this causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.

“your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off”.

“dont make fun of my latent emos-xuality”

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