lock twat


its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her tw-t locks up and you can’t pull your d-ck out.
“dude, did you hear what happened to sully last night? he was doing his girl and she got lock tw-t”!!! “her dad came home and they had to go to the e.r. and get a doctor to release her lock tw-t”.

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