lava lamp blast
when someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone -ss and they like it. commonly used by two f-gs usually one jewish and one a white pr-ck, but both rich and republicans
drew lava lamp blasted michael in the -ss very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud
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