Layup Hoes
the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy.
d-mn man those layup hoes were trippin last night when they said they were choosy and had cl-ss, we all know we get it in once and done-ski
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- Captain Ridiculous
the drunkest person at the bar/party/family dinner. encourages everyone around them to drink more, often ordering rounds of shots and not paying for them. jane: did you see her puking all over the bartender? john: yeah, she’s captain ridiculous every weekend.
- smoke tour
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