lazy lube
when a guy is too lazy to grab for the jergens. he subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
after a long day of golf jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
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