Lazy Shepherd
when a man sticks his p-n-s thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman’s v-g-n- with horrific ball hair.
“she wouldn’t do me unless i trimmed my p-b-s, so i told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time”
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