Lazy Town Defence
argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they’re now ‘legal’ it’s ok to have been fantasising over an underager.
“it’s not peadophilia to w-nk off over stephanie, she’s 18 now’ protested john, invoking the lazy town defence when susan caught him with his p-n-s in hand whilst watching old episodes of ‘sabrina’
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