Legal Crack


noun- legal crack is the red powder that gets on your fingers when eating hot chips.
1) d-mn, brian, can i snuff some of your legal crack stash?
2) some n-gg- just got some legal crack from the white guy behind walmart.
3) i was once addicted to legal crack, until i took an arrow to the knee.

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