floppy stroke
put hand on someone’s head and let it drop down to person’s shoulders, repeat
-jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. he repeats-.. “is this how affection works?!”
only way i could describe that action of apparent affection is a “floppy stroke”.
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