Legintimate
a portmanteau of the words “legit” and “intimate”, indicating a both legit and intimate relationship. usually used to describe bromances.
“me and jake are legintimate.”
completely awesome in every way. describes relationships that are so intimate, that the lovers become legit. hence the name, “legintimate”.
mari: hey, justin! i love you.
justin: aw…i love you too!
mari: no. i mean, i love you a lot…
justin: wow! me too! i guess…that means that we’re officially a legintimate couple!
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