Lesbian Douche Bag
a lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it’s the only place she can seem cool. also wears “shane” or “justin bieber” hairstyle. believes she’s black but is white as a ghost. has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. often seen with sh-tty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. frequently works a dead end job and “crashes” at their parent’s house… you know, until they can afford a place of their own. be forewarned, this species of lesbian is pr-ne to cheat, or as they call “serial monogamy”. thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
you’ll know a lesbian douche bag by her pick up lines, like, “is your girlfriend sitting here?” (she sits down.) “now she is.”
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