a b-tch, a wh-r- and cries over every boy. often obsessed, ugly asf and tries way to hard.
wow don’t be a lexi lee.
when a prost-tute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money. hooker: hey baby, looking for a good time? interested in a little prost-tostomy? john: i think i’ll just take a nice gl-ss bottom boat.
- stress m*ffin
when you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit. i should be studying for that test but i’m a stress m-ffin
when performing f-ll-t– on the female genitalia and one sucks the cl-toris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark. i sucked on my girl’s cl-t too hard last time i ate her out, i think i left a cl-tickey.
it’s a spanish word for -ssholes the culoerosca are gonna jump us
- presidential executive
the new t-tle for donald trump, the leader (drumpfenführer) of the new improved states of trump, inc. he no longer “presides” over debates, etc., but rather rules by executive order, the way a businessman runs things. der drumpfenführer is no longer referred to as potus. he is the presidential executive. the states are no longer […]