Life Hater


someone that dislikes life, or has the tendancies to cut them selves; see emo.
“life haters” are commonly found at: the local skate park, hanging in main street, piercing shops. etc
to check if someone is a life hater, look for cuts on their wrist, if the cut is parallel to the arm they are a “life hater”. if the cut id going along their wrist, they are just try hard attention seekers.
johnny: “woah, check out that guys facial piercings”
den: “you see the cuts on his arm aswell”
matt “man he hates life”
johnny, den (simioultainsly) “truu, what a “life hater”

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