life jacker
one who tries to 1-up what you do.
a person who is trying to live your life like it’s theirs.
a hater.
you: hey, i’m going on tour with my band this summer on the west coast!
them: i’m going on a world wide tour with my band.
you: -thinking to self- i swear he is such a life jacker.
something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.
guy 1: man, ever since i started playing basketball for the high school team i’ve haven’t done anything but eat sleep and play ball.
guy 2: yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.
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