Life Slump
life turning sh-tty through a series of bad choices or unlucky events.
“did you hear his girlfriend just broke up with him for a douchebag?”-guy 1
“really? his dog just died two weeks ago”- guy 2
“d-mn, he is in a major life slump”- guy 1
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