Life wife



when a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. it is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
she’s is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)
person 1: i always see those two out together are they dating?

person 2: no that’s just his roomate aka life wife.

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