Lifer Sweater
a garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the lifer sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. this sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn’t leave the office. evern. once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to -ssume that the owner isn’t planning on going anywhere.
“i hear joe is looking for another job.”
“joe? no way–he’s got a lifer sweater!”
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