light my lecher lamp
visualizing a console inside ones’ head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a ‘statuesque’ human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
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