Lightjob
its a combination of a lightshow and a handjob. done primarily under the influence; preferably while rolling
giver:u wanna lightjob?
taker:h-ll yeah
5 min later
taker: that was the greatest light job ever!!!
giver: yeah but now my gloves are all wet
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