Lil B
the based g-d himself. the most swagged up person on the planet. a pretty -ss b-tch. looks like jesus, paris hilton, mel gibson, a martian, and anything you could think of. he will f-ck all your b-tches, and most likely your mom. you can only understand his teachings if you based yourself.
dude 1: “have you heard that new lil b? its amazing man!”
dude 2: “oh my god. thank you based god. you can f-ck my b-tch and drive my honda”
dude 1: “exactly.”
brandon mccartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. so he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. through websites like mysp-ce and twitter (this was back when mysp-ce was a thriving community and the success of facebook was a twinkle in mark zuckerberg’s eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 alb-ms out, thanks to the haters.
“hoes on my d-ck cause i look like jesus” -lil b
modern day musical genius with pimp beats. his beats are often heard in collaboration with the rap of tucent.
this is my homeboi lil’ b.
producer of beats that are off the hook. used in tucent’s new tracks. from the ghetto’s of santa clara.
“dawg, you heard about lil’ b’s new beat its amazin!”
the s-xy one, one who posses the “b”
shes gat mad lilb.
a rapper who thinks he looks like many people who have no resemblance to him. has little to no rapping skills but people like him because he says the word “swag” a lot. calls himself “based god” which also gives people an excuse to like his sh-tty f-ckery that they call rap. he is most likely h-m–s-xual.
aaron: hey you heard that new lil b song called “swagin while i’m sh-ttin”???
trey: no i have a life.
aaron: aye n-gg- lil b go hard! he the based god!
trey: i’ll stick to lupe fiasco.
aaron: he uses too many big words for me
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