linford christie
(noun); world famous athlete nicknamed by the press as lunch box, because of his large genetalia. also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.
my god! you’re not a woman, your p-n-s is bigger than linford christie’s.
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(adjective) to get a wristy
i went back to this chicks place last night, but i only got a linford christie. then i fell asleep
to linford christie it means to run very fast in order to get somewer pretty simple really not to be confused with ‘to paula radcliff it’
i had to proper linford christie it for the bus
look at this guy he’s doin a linford christie
doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime
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