LMTO

lmto- laugh my turban off
after a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.

he headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open…only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.

his son then appeared in the doorway behind him.

“lmto” he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
laughing my t-ts off.

(only applies to females)
the use of this word invites a large audience to have t-tty s-x.
if you do not have t-tty s-x after using this word, you are in need of t-tty repair.
melanie: lmto.
connor: t-tty s-x time!
laughing my t-st-cl-s off!
bob: what’d you do today?
sue: got a concussion from my alarm clock 🙁
bob: lmto!
sue: you mean lmao?
bob: no, i’m a dude…lmto!
for men it means laughing my t-st-cl-s off. for women it means laughing my t-ts off
i was lmto when he made popeye faces at me
laugh my tush off: a pg-rated variation of lmao (laugh my -ss off)
peaches123: kung fu panda 2 is so freakin’ funny!
rainbows90: i know! i cracked up when he said “ah. my old enemy… stairs!”
peaches123: lmto! i was like omg i know just how he feels!
rainbows90: wow. stay that lazy and you’ll need to laugh your tush off.
peaches123: =(
laugh my trousers off
-oh my g-d i just lmto’d!
-“…beacuse seven ate nine!!!” “lmto!”
laughing my tattoos off
he/ she is silly. lmto!!