lns


an initialism of the phrase “late night shopping”, an event that usually takes place on a thursday or friday night where stores and malls are open later than other nights.
samantha: “omg britney! are you coming lns with us on thursday? i need to pick up a new dress and some tampons.”

britney: “of course i am! its the only thing to do on thursday nights!”

bill: “hey man. wanna go lns tonight?”

bob: “no. its full of derros and 14 year old sl-ts”

bill: “oh. yeah. i guess you’re right.”
local neighborhood sl-t ( a sl-t in your local neighborhood)

came from seeing sl-ts in your local neighborhood so lns
every neightborhood has them”lns” lol (you know who they are)
“let notifications stop!”

said on facebook when you keep getting a flood of notices because your friends are arguing on a picture or post you commented on.
you: nice pic!

(later)

friend 1: i insist that you are prettier!
friend 2: no way! you’re much more gorgeous!
friend 1: hahah nooo you are!
friend 2: no you!

(this continues for a while)

friend 2: really, you are much prettier.
you: lns, i say!
legit no sh-t. used to convey the reality of a statement or description.
dude… she drank 18 shots of tequila before she p-ssed out. lns.
late night sesh.
a late night session of smoking cannabis.
to the lns boys!
abbreviation for “loot and scoot,” a term used in a pvp situation where the victor(s) demand that the loser(s) retreive teir items and leave the area / zone for a period of one hour.
“lns”
“no, f-ck you..”
“die, you f-g”
lns or lazy-n-gg-r-syndrome. symptoms are: repetative lateness everywhere ie. work, family functions, court dates. non-willingness to do anything physical.early stages of lgfnns
greg has been comming in late to work every day this week. i hope he isn’t comming down with lns.

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