loaf bedazzlement
when one defecates into a gl-ss display case containing precious metals or gemstones. when the loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in loaf bedazzlement.
“wow, keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. i didn’t know he was into loaf bedazzlement!”
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