lobster people
tourists who frequent the jersey sh-r- and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting b-tchy and obnoxious.
the lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn’t seat them before the other tourists.
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