Lobsturd
a m-ss of fecal matter which has been disguised as a lobster by means of inserting
discarded body parts of an actual lobster (antennae, legs, etc).
to enhance the illusion, lobst-rds are typically positioned in areas that are frequented by
actual lobsters, such as in crevices, underneath rocks, etc. the ultimate goal of these efforts
is to trick a would-be lobster hunter into touching poo
after retrieving what he thought was a lobster from his net, pablo realized that what he was holding was in fact a lobst-rd.
“doodie!!!”, he exclaimed.
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