Loch Nessie Messie
(noun)- a t-rd of mythical size. the base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. if you do not snap a picture of it….people may never believe it happened.
in addition to its length, circ-mference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as “bowl stainers.” leaving behind a mess that…well…isn’t human.
brother: dude, i just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.
other brother: i don’t believe you.
brother: d-mn! another loch nessie messie….
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