is guy who has beautiful hair and eyes, his smile gets all the girls he was. he can pull them left right and centre but when it comes to the bed the girls are uninterested has the hype doesn’t meet the expectations. often ranges for 3-4 inches at best
girl 1, geez i met a guy last night!
girl 2, was he hot?
girl 1, was so hot but was small in areas
girl 2, aww did you get yourself a lokee
- little t*tties
bunk or lame. not much going on. summer is almost over and i still need to enroll for next semester. “that’s little t-tties bro.”
this term is used for who rides the poon most often they are also referred to as captain. “i’m the captain of the poonboat”. -kael c.
when you have an irresistible urge to suck something. tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.
- car eating
someone who always starts eating the food before you get home jim: quit f-cking car eating bob: f-ck u man i’m hungry
- movie weasel
a guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her -ssessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty. todd: i took lisa to see ghostbusters 2016 last night. me: oh god, that movie sucked! i walked out about halfway through todd: […]