someone who always starts eating the food before you get home
jim: quit f-cking car eating
bob: f-ck u man i’m hungry
- movie weasel
a guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her -ssessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty. todd: i took lisa to see ghostbusters 2016 last night. me: oh god, that movie sucked! i walked out about halfway through todd: […]
einin is the name of a shy, artistic girl. she will keep to herself, but if you can get her out of her sh-ll she will make for a great friend. einin, why don’t you come hang out with us?
being f-ck in the -ss with a d-ck covered in salt he said he wanted to try -n-l but he totally sodiumised me.
- mammoth feet
somebody who has abnormally large feet or legs, but refuses to believe it due to crippling insecurity issues. tribesman: “you are loud, your feet are like mammoth” brightshadow: “i am not your mammoth feet”
enchantment with the wrong thing. my daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the kardashians.