London Blitz
also known as the london sh-tz.
when one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.
i decided to give stacey a london blitz last night while she was r-mm-ng me.
i’ve never seen her move so fast.
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