lonely pirate
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man -j-c-l-t-s in his partner’s eye after oral s-x and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
“last night, i hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!”
“oh. well, i was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate.”
“you’re a p-ssy.”
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