long balls
it is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. this in turn limits ones s-xual performance.
larry david, curb your enthusiasm. “i have long b-lls, long b-lls!”
a condition occuring in males, characteristed by t-st-cl-s slightly more distended than the average pair. the condition has been appropriated by some afro-caribbean communities as long -ss b-lls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient’s -n-s is unrelated to the condition.
untreated, long b-lls might result in serious medical emergency. typically, complications related to long b-lls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the t-st-cl-s in the fly of underwear which ‘acts like a noose’. scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or ‘twisty b-lls’ in laymans terms.
something really boring and seemingly never ending. it can also be used for perfunctory tasks.
doing the housework is long b-lls
any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has “hit it out of the park”
i didn’t know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.
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