long shot
remote possibility
joey: listen, i know it’s a long shot, but by any chance,
did she find that funny?
when a contestant of a compet-tion has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.
when you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don’t know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.
i guessed the 3 last superbowl winners, all longshots.
when a man climaxes and fires his load several feet, typically on a woman’s breast, face, eye, etc.
i can’t believe he longshot me last night, my eye is still red.
contest similar to “silly swords” or “p-ssing contest” where two (or more) males stand behind a straight line and urinate as hard as they can. the winner of “longshot” is the one who is able to p-ss the farthest.
“mike and frank were in the back yard playing longshot. mike won, but i think he sh-t his pants straining.”
one chapter fanfiction writing that exceeds 1,500 words; brother of the “one shot.”
i’m going to write a long shot clannad fic.
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