Lonna
small pet-te woman who could be overweight at some point in her life but has the drive to be her small self again. is often seen cuddling and talking in high pitched voices to multiple small animals that could possibly be pomeranians. most of the time she has brown hair and light eyes. very strong, independent and fun to laugh with. she is usually an intelligent person with success in her career. she cares about others but cant get the motivation to clean the kitchen. thats where her child steps in. she consumes large amounts of nuts and beer. she is cool and many people find her charming and attractive. she cracks the right jokes at the right time and knows it, although sometimes she finds herself laughing alone.
dude, i feel like im morphing into a lonna….sweet!
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