Lost Control
when you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. infuriated, you stand up and p-ss all over your keyboard. the pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out “im losing control!!!”. sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you p-ss.
you remember that guy who takes 2 second p-ss? ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
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