Loudon Wainwright III
a country/blues musician. lyrical genius who writes honest and heartbreaking songs and then performs them with his nasal voice. hailed as the new bob dylan. often dismissed as being a spoof writer because of the only song he ever wrote that got him recognition from the m-sses, dead skunk. misogynist, h-m-phobe, misunderstood, and lots of other cool, manly things; a name attributed to displays of sheer manliness.
terry: did you see that guy do a loudon wainwright iii?
paul: do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling un helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
terry: yeah, that’s what i said.
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